Chapter 4 - The Courier’s Knock
By noon, the digital war had begun.
My phone was a strobe light of fury. Group chats I hadn't looked at in three years—family threads featuring aunts, cousins I hadn't spoken to since my wedding, and my Uncle Ray who lived in Phoenix and only popped up when someone died or got divorced—were blowing up with long, self-righteous paragraphs about 'family unity' and 'selfish suburban arrogance.'
Aunt Susan: Andrea, honey, your mother is beside herself. Whatever happened between the girls needs to be talked over like adults. Holding back a young woman's education over petty household spats is just cruel.
Cousin Mark: 40k is tuition, Dre. That’s not a spat, that’s a life sentence. Cut her some slack.
I archived the thread without reading the rest.
Neil came home for a quick lunch at 12:30 p.m., dropping a heavy brown paper bag on the kitchen island. Inside were two turkey paninis from the corner deli and a small, square cardboard box tied with a faded green ribbon.
"What's that?" I asked, pointing to the box.
"Mail delivery from the porch about twenty minutes ago," Neil said, unbuttoning the cuffs of his work shirt. "A guy in a unmarked courier vest dropped it off and left before I could ask who signed for it."
I frowned, walking over to the island. The box wasn't stamped with Amazon or UPS branding. It was wrapped in plain craft paper, sealed with red wax that bore the stamp of a cheap craft-store seal—an old-fashioned 'T'.
I picked it up. It was light, maybe a pound.
I slipped my thumb under the edge of the paper and peeled it back. Inside was a small, clear plastic Ziploc bag containing a crumpled wad of paper money—twenties, tens, fives, and a handful of quarters that jingled dully against the plastic—and a handwritten note on a yellow legal pad.
The handwriting belonged to Trisha. Slanted, aggressive, heavy-handed with the ballpoint pen:
Here’s your precious brat’s money. Count it. Every single dime is there. Don’t ever talk to me or my kids about stealing again. Enjoy your little fortress, Andrea. Hope it keeps you warm when you realize nobody likes you.
I dumped the Ziploc bag onto the kitchen island. The bills spilled out across the granite. I began sorting them with cold, mechanical precision. Two hundred in twenties. Four dozen tens. A heavy plastic tube of quarters that had clearly been torn open and retaped with scotch tape.
I counted out loud. One thousand five hundred and forty-two dollars and twenty cents.
Short by one hundred and nine dollars and six cents.
I looked at Neil. His jaw was tight enough to crack walnuts.
"She shorted her by over a hundred bucks," I said.
"She probably spent it on iced coffee and parking downtown," Neil said, his voice low and dangerous. "Or those sneakers Logan is wearing in the backyard photos your mom posted on Facebook this morning."
I pulled out my phone, snapped a crystal-clear overhead photo of the cash spread out on the granite next to the yellow legal pad note, and sent it directly to Trisha via text message.
Your math is off by $109.06. And by the way, Hannah counted her jar with Neil on Sunday night. There were forty-six quarters and a silver 1964 Kennedy half-dollar from Grandpa Bob. The half-dollar is missing from this bag.
Three minutes passed. Then my phone rang.
I didn't let it go to voicemail. I swiped green and put it on speaker, laying it right in the center of the granite next to the Ziploc bag.
"You psychotic bitch!" Trisha’s voice screamed through the speaker so loud Neil winced across the room. "You are literally auditing a seven-year-old’s allowance like a loan shark! I gave you the money back! What do you want from me, a signed receipt in triplicate?"
"I want the rest of the money, Trisha," I said, my voice unnervingly calm compared to her shriek. "And I want the coin Grandpa Bob gave her before he passed away. You have until 5:00 p.m. to drop it in my mailbox. If it's not there, I’m walking down to the county precinct with the security footage from the grocery store parking lot last month where you cried to me about your debit card declining—the same card you used to buy a three-hundred-dollar pair of Air Jordans for Logan four days later."
The line went dead so fast the audio clicked.
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Neil let out a slow whistle. "You have security footage from the grocery store?"
"No," I said, offering a small, sharp smile. "But she doesn't know that. And Gloria certainly isn't going to let Trisha test whether the store kept its tape for thirty days."
